TheScholarsOfRetardo

Blue team has the flag. The voice filled his head, assaulting his every sense as he sat in that dark room in an apartment in New York surrounded by the wrappers of Cheetos past. *ping* He grumbled as he hauled his hulking frame out of the dank office chair to go get his microwave popcorn. "Dam noobs, bet none of them have a life" He hoisted his elastic underpants further up his large rump. He checked his limited edition Fantastic Spiderman adventure watch as he removed the packet of 'Rugrats fun corn' from the microwave. He grunted and muttered "Urgh, got work in eight hours. Ah crud!" He dropped the scalding popcorn onto his tiled kitchen